5 days till vacation!

5 days!  Yep, you read correctly.  5 days until the plane takes off for sunny Arizona.  Granted, I'm a little concerned...especially after finding this list.


You know you are in Arizona when…


The best parking is determined by shade.....not distance.

You realize that "Valley Fever" isn't a disco dance.

You can make sun tea instantly.

Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the hot one.

You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

You put on fresh sunscreen just to go check the mail box.

Some fools will market mini-misters for joggers and some other fools will actually buy them. Worse.....some fools actually try to jog.

You can fry an egg on the hood of a car in the morning.

You know hot air balloons can't rise because the air temperature is hotter than the air inside the balloon.

No one would dream of putting vinyl inside a car.

You hear people say "but it's a dry heat!"

You think someone driving wearing oven mitts is clever.

Vehicles with open windows have the right-of-way in the summer.

People who have black cars or black upholstery in their car are automatically assumed to be from out of-state or nuts.

You feed your chickens ice cubes to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs. 


Petrified doesn't mean scared.


The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.


You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.


This has got to be the best one! You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.

1 comment:

  1. In 2003, Queensland, Australia, was the hottest place on Earth, with a temperature of 69.3 degrees C (157 degrees F).

    THATS HOT!!!!

    I go there all the time!

    Thank god its never been that hot while I was there!


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