Happy Pre-Birthday Allen! Pre-birthdays are important and it’s my brother’s today! I completely believe in both pre and post birthdays. You gotta milk your day for all it’s worth. I can’t be in Australia to wish you a Happy Pre-Birthday in person, so this is as close as I can get. Oh wait, shoot! It’s 1:00 am. in Australia. His pre-birthday is over……

Now it’s time for the real birthday!

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Bubba! Happy birthday to you!

He has lived in Australia for 4 years and I still can’t get the time right.