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4.25.2007

Rebecca "Needs"....

Misti's second to last post was hilarious, so I thought I would give it a try.
Go to a search engine (I used Google) and type your name followed by "needs", both in quotations. Here are the first 10 that come up for my name:
1. Rebecca needs enlightenment. (Please - I really do)
2. Rebecca need support around her educational goals. (Ummm - I don't want to have any educational goals)
3. Rebecca needs your help today. (Always - money - always)
4. All Rebecca needs is a starring role in a blockbuster movie. (I've known I was a star all along!)
5. Rebecca needs to vent. (There is a lot I could vent about).
6. Rebecca needs to choose a database. (If you work with me - you know this is so, so true)
7. Rebecca needs to stop taking too-close pictures of herself. (We know this is a lie!)
8. Rebecca needs to work with other gifted people. (I just don't work well with the un-gifted)
9. Rebecca needs to become involved with someone who feels the same way about her and not waste time trying to be Jack's rebound girl. (Jack? Jack who? Where's Jack?)
10. Rebecca needs to get used to being criticized. (Uh - oh. )
Now you try it, and post your results!

3 comments:

  1. My husband did not understand why I was laughing so hard at your post. I guess Stephanie needs a more humorous husband! Oh wait, he thought that Ricky Bobby movie was funny, but that doesn't really count.

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  2. Steph and I had a lot of fun querying "Stephanie Wants" and "Sandy Wants" after we read your blog. I already posted mine, but Steph's topped mine.

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  3. **Pressing face against Computer Monitor** UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE! LOL

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